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That's ri-god-damn-diculous.
We called both the music and the videos CKY because that's all we did, ... I recorded music all night and then filmed all day with those guys. So it made sense to call it CKY because that's what we always did — even though, really, they have nothing to do with each other at all! But it made sense to us because that's all we spent our time doing.
Wanna bet, ass-wipe?
I have no problem being connected with Bam. He's my brother, and he's helped us out, ... But I think it's time we stand out on our own. We're trying to take it to the next level all by ourselves.
I've broken my tailbone, wrists and legs over 10 times and that definitely doesn't equal the pain of cracking my head open.
Nothing is really "safe."
Look, I'd love to sit here and argue with you, but we have a plane to catch.
We've played together for so long that we are so connected, ... We play like we're one person.
I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's ass, all day today.
The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a location. It will never get me out of here, because I don't have offices set up at my house, and that's what the township thinks.
Guy with car: [after bam kicks a football into his car] It's a brand new car!
Bam Margera: It's a '96!
Dude, you were hauling so much ass!
One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
Pay nine bucks a day, and you can do whatever the hell you want with a rental car.
Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say, "f**k" by the end of this movie.
Nothing is really "safe".
We get mail on Saturday? I didn't know that...
Oh, man, Phil thought I was in deep s**t after I smashed the windshield driving through a soccer goal, but the next day when it was time to take the rental car back, Rake Yohn thought it would be funny to set the AM radio on fire. Well, the whole car blew the f**k up forty seconds from my house, and the only thing I had to pay was the nine bucks for the extra insurance.
I just had the worst wake up ever, so I'm taking it out on Dunn.
We're really big horror movie fans too, ... And we always wanted to film a horror movie called 'Camp Kill Yourself' one day if we ever got the money. Who knows? Maybe we'll do it one day.
These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!
Dunn broke it. He handles everything rough.
Phil gets off work in ten minutes, and I've got twenty paintballs up in this bitch. He's gonna die.
Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?
They're not my friends.
Dude, we took Fireball Ministry out on our last Europe tour, ... We were so psyched on them that we asked them to come back. They put on a really good show and they're almost like the new Black Sabbath in my book. The Knives are really cool too. We've been friends with them forever. They have a cool Queens Of The Stone Age-type vibe. I just got their record and I like it a lot.
[while in France] Don't look American!
I wanted to check my e-mail.
I like sleeping on the bus, ... I sleep really well on the bus. It's like you're in this little coffin and you're moving, so you just sleep real good and it's really dark. And it's cool going to sleep in one town and waking up in another town. You know, you have no worries. All you have to do is just stumble off the bus and then you're there.
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