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“I love a man who can wear my underwear.”
“No one's ever happy with their position [in Hollywood]. You hear that from people you'd never dream would complain.”
“When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.'”
“They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once!”
“They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.”
“I don't think men like a bad girl. Well, I haven't had a date in a year so I'm obviously doing something wrong. It's not that my standards are too high, I haven't even been asked out in a year. I have no standards, anyone, please!”
“I'm the kind of person to wait until I've gained ten pounds to start exercising.”
“Guys usually know immediately that I'm high-maintenance.”
“Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.”
“It wouldn't be bad to look like a cross between Rita Hayworth and Elizabeth Taylor.”
“I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead...”
“This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.”
“Does being a feminist mean that I believe that I'm as good as any man? Yes.”
“Well, it's a bit Jerry Springer (as in 'Jerry Springer Show') in that aspect,”
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